eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

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AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

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THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

MOTHERFUCKER, THIS QUOTE IS SO DAMN BIG YOU AIN’T GOT NO CHOICE BUT TO READ IT.
Now that I have your attention, you have a nice bum. (via hedlunds)

(Source: totallyfubar)